13 things you should NEVER say to your pregnant wife!

1. “Sorry honey..I already ate all the cookies/chocolates/ice-cream”
2. “Retaining water? Sure, like the emergency drain retains water….”
3. “I’m not implying anything, but I don’t think the baby weighs 20kg!”
4.  “Wow, I think I need to start dieting. My belly is getting bigger by the minute!”
5. “You know, looking at her, you would never guess that Angelina Jolie had a baby”
6.  “Why don’t we name the baby after my secretary, Mimi?.”
7. “Got milk?”
8.  “Well, couldn’t the doctor induce labor? The 25th is the F1!” (or in my case, "The 20th is my birthday!")
9. “Gosh, darling, you’re awfully puffy looking today.”
10. “Zaini at the office, he peed out a kidney stone today, the size of a pea! My, that’s got to hurt a lot!”
11.  “I’m jealous; why can’t men experience the joy of giving birth?”
12. “Are your ankles supposed to look like that?”
13.  “Get your own ice cream!”

IF or SHOULD you say these things to your pregnant wife...be sure to live a hell of a life for a week or two! *winks* ;D